When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.