When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.