When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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