Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.