Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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At Night.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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