Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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