Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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