Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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