Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.