Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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