Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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