Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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