Joke #10175

Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Vote:
has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Vote:
has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Vote:
has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, fish
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Vote:
has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Vote:
has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war