Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.