Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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