The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.