Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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