Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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