Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.