Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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