Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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