Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Vote:
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Vote:
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Vote:
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Vote:
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Vote:
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Vote: