Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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