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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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