"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.