"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.