"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Vote:
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Vote:
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
Vote:
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Vote:
