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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.
The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church.
They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.
The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir.
The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy.
After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church.
The priest was holding steady in the pulpit.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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