"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.