"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.