"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.