"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.