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He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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