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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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