When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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