When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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