When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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