When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris