When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.