When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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