When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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