When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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