When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.