When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.