The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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