The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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