The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.