The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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