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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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