The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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