The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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