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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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