The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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