The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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