The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.