The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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