Joke #7051

The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Vote: has 74.84 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Vote: has 78.59 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Vote: has 64.28 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, tax
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Vote: has 76.99 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Vote: has 76.99 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris