The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.