The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.