Joke #5842

One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions. "Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher. "Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."

Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?

Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.

Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?" The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.

A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. "That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's

A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right boob is hanging out." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that it "IS" hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your boob is hanging out." She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"