Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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