Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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