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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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