Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.