Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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