Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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