Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.