Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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