Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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