Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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