Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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