Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king