Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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