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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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