Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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