Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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