Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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