Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.