Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.