Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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