Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.