Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.