Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.