Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic