Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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