Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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