Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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