Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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