Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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