Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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