Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.