Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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While using a golf ball.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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