Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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