Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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