Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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