Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.