Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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