Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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