Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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