Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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