Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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