Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.