Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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