Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris can break air.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.