Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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But only once.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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