Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.