Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.