Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!