Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good."
To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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Mr, Farter who?
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The old man asks his wife, "I don't have much time left. Can I take I ride in one of them helicopters?"
His wife responds, "Oh well that's way too expensive."
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The couple climbs in the helicopter.
The pilot takes off and does awesome tricks with the helicopter.
The couple never made a sound.
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
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Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
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