Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.