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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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