Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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