Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.