Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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