Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.