Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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