Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.