Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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