Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.