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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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