Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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