Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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