Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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