Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...