Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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