Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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