Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.