Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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