Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.