Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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