Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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