Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.