If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.