If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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