If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.