If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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