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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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