If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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