If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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