If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.