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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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