If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.