If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.