If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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