If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.