Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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