Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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