Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!