Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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