Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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