Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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