Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.