Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.