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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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