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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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