When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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