When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
I before E except after Chuck.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...