When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.