When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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