When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.