When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris won by 5.
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When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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