When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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