When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.