When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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