When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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