When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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