When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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