Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.