Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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