Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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