Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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