Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.