Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.