Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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