Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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