Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.