Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.