Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.