Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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