Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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