Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.