Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.