Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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