Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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