Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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