Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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