Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.