Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.