Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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