Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.