Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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