Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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