Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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