Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.