Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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