Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.