Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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