Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Vote:
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Vote:
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Vote:
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Vote:
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Vote:
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Vote:
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Vote:
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Vote:
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Vote: