Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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