Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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