Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.