Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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