Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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