Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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