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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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