Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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