Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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