Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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