Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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