Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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