Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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