Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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