Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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