Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.