Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.