Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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