Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.