During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.