During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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