Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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