Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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