Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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