Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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