Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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