Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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