Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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