Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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