Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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