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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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