Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.