Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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