Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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