Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris