Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.