Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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