Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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