Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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