Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.