Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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