Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.