Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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