Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.