Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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