Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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