Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Vote:
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Vote:
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
Vote:
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Vote: