Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.