Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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