Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
calls.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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