Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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