Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.