Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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