Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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