Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.