Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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