Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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He regreted it.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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