Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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