Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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