Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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