Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.