Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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