Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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