Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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