Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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