Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.