Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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