Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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