Joke #5982

Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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