Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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