Chuck Norris is an action verb.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.