Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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