Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.