Joke #600

Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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