Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!