Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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