Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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The ground didn't make it.
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For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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