Joke #600

Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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