Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.