Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.