Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.