Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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