Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.