Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.