Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.