Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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