Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.