Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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