Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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