Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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