Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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