Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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