Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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