Joke #6007

All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Vote:
has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Vote:
has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Vote:
has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Vote:
has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, cop
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Vote:
has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Vote:
has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Vote:
has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Vote:
has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris