All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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