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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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