Joke #6007

All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Vote:
has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Vote:
has 79.35 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 81.09 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Vote:
has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, science
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Vote:
has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris