All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.