All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.