All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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