All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Vote:
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Vote:
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Vote:
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Vote:
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Vote:
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Vote:
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
Vote: