Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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