Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.