Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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