Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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