Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Of course you would.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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