Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.