Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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