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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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