Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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