Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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