Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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