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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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