Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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