Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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