Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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