Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.