Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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