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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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