Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize?
He was outstanding in his field.
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What did the blanket say to the bed?
Don't worry Ive got you covered!
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I’ll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Puff! She’s gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep.
"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He’s gone. "OK, you’re up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say...
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I?
A: footsteps
A Russian captain is trying to explain to his comrades the effects of atomic bombs:
"Now, imagine 20 no, 40, no... a 100 cases of vodka and noone to drink them!"
Programming is like sex
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.
What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
Eat, stink and be merry.
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?
A: Cheez Whuz.