Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.