Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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