Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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