Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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