Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.