Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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