Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Twice.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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