Joke #6110

Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."

Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...

Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.

During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.

The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.

Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.

One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.

Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.

Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.

Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.

In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.