Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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