Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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