Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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