Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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