Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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