Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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