Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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