Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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