Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.