Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.