Joke #8302

Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Vote: has 71.52 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Vote: has 76.68 % from 62 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Vote: has 64.76 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Vote: has 59.93 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Vote: has 72.71 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris