Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.