The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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