The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.