The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.