The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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