The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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