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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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