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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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