The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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