The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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