The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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