The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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