The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.