The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.