The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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