The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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