The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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