The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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