The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.