The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.