Joke #11114

The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Vote: has 50.70 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Vote: has 66.38 % from 38 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Vote: has 76.99 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris