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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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