Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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