Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.