Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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