Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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