Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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