Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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