Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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