Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off