Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Vote:
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Vote:
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Vote:
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Vote:
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Vote:
Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Vote: