Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.