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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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