In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.