In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.