In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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