In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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