In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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