Joke #7677

In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Vote: has 69.96 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Vote: has 73.52 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Vote: has 65.02 % from 5 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Vote: has 72.79 % from 57 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Vote: has 72.05 % from 51 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Vote: has 71.50 % from 71 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science