In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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