In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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