Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Vote:
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Vote:
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Vote:
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Vote:
CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Vote:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Vote:
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Vote:
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Vote: