Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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