Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.