Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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