Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.