Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.