Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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