Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.