The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.