The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.