The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.