The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.