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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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