Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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And Won.
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He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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