Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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