Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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