Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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