Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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