Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died