Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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