Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.