Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.