Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.