Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.