Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.