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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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