Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.