Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.