Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris made time wait.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.