They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
He opens the door then turns the handle.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.