They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.