They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.