They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.