They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.