Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.