Joke #6271

Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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