Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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