Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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