Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.