Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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